[ Julian has written a list of resolutions on his behalf, and is courteous enough to send it to him. He's even looked on what was publicly posted by him on the network, and what was said about him in the Majority Report. To make it as helpful as possible, of course. ]
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2017 - Learn to shoot better. But not at people. - Be less bloodthirsty in general. - Alternatively, embrace it. Consider a costume. Try green. - Resist the temptation to join RISE. - Work on people skills. - Dress better. But stop modelling. - Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month. - Avoid the press and your "fans". Become a hermit. You don't deserve the attention. - Recognize you are not a good romantic partner for anyone. Let her go. - You are not in your own backwater world anymore. Consider adjusting to this one. Learn to keep track of your own schedule. - Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon.
Before dawn, January 1. Text, anonymous.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2017
- Learn to shoot better. But not at people.
- Be less bloodthirsty in general.
- Alternatively, embrace it. Consider a costume. Try green.
- Resist the temptation to join RISE.
- Work on people skills.
- Dress better. But stop modelling.
- Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month.
- Avoid the press and your "fans". Become a hermit. You don't deserve the attention.
- Recognize you are not a good romantic partner for anyone. Let her go.
- You are not in your own backwater world anymore. Consider adjusting to this one. Learn to keep track of your own schedule.
- Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon.